YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED THIS HAPPENED BUT...

You would never have guessed this happened but...
I was roaming Pearson International Airport when all of a sudden this tall, dark and handsome man came rushing through the door to my right and knocked me right out of the soles of my shoes! I face planted right onto the freshly polished tiles. The rushed man picked me up and shot me a friendly smile with his pearly whites and we began to chat. Our crazy conversations got so intense that before we knew it, we began to shout! The various travellers around us were glaring at us with horrible stares and we suddenly realized our loud voices. We tones down our voices and it was just at that moment that a grey-haired man wearing red, thick framed glasses yelled “Much better! Inside voices!” We decided that he must be an elementary school teacher who yells constantly at kids in the hallway up until the minute they board the yellow school bus at the end of the day. Poor kids! Our mouths were still moving, causing conversations to keep pouring out. Who is this man!? Whoever he is, he sure is interesting! Our location in the airport had not changed until a gigantic woman dressed in a pink raincoat came parading by, taking up the whole area with her open umbrella. It was then when we left our spot and started to walk to the baggage drop check-in place. The man let me go first, being a lady and all. The moment we got through to our terminal, food became the topic of conversation and Mc Donald’s was our next stop. Two junior chicken value picks meals later, assembled with iced tea and fries, we were very full. I sure went over the edge eating all of that! I was definitely going to need that barf bag that lay in the seat ahead of me on the plane. You see, that was how we both met. Thanks for coming to our wedding, and I swear to you, that is exactly how it all went down.