MAKE MY MARK...

OH HEY THERE MS. HYDE!
DID I TELL YOU TODAY THAT YOUR NEW HAIR STYLE IS JUST SIMPLY STUNNING ON YOU!?
WELL ITS COMPLETELY TRUE!
IT JUST FITS YOUR FACE SHAPE AND COMPLIMENTS YOUR EYES PERFECTLY!
ALSO, ITS VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU TO DONATE YOUR HAIR, YOU JUST MADE SOMEONE ELSES LIFE BETTER.
NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, YOU ARE STRIVING TOWARDS SUCCESS, AS WRITTEN BY EMERSON...THE QUOTE THAT IS ON YOUR HOMEPAGE.
BECAUSE HE SAYS SOMETHING OR OTHER ABOUT LEAVING THIS LIFE WITH SOMEONE HAPPIER..SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES.
AND GUESS WHAT!? YOU DID JUST THAT!
HOW LOVELY!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS LOVELY, YOUR WONDERFUL TEACHING METHODS.
I HAVE LEARNED SO MUCH FROM YOU IT'S ABSOSLUTELY POSITIVELY AMAZING!
YOU HAVE MADE MY TRUE WRITING CREATIVITY COME ALIVE AND MADE MY TRUE COLOURS SHOW.
THEREFORE, I THINK THAT I TRULY DO DESERVE THE HIGHEST MARK IMAGINABLE BECAUSE I TRIED MY BEST ON EVERY PIECE OF PAPER I HANDED IN TO YOU...EVEN THE SEVENTEEN PAGES OF MY SCRIPT!
EVEN IN THE BUSIEST OF TIMES THIS SEMESTER I MANAGED TO GET BASICALLY EVERYTHING IN ON TIME TO YOU.
AN ADDITION, I AM PRETTY SURE THAT MY POETRY ANTHOLOGY ON DRUNKENESS REALLY MADE YOU LAUGH.
THEREFORE, YOU ENJOYED IT AND I KNOW IF I WAS A TEACHER I WOULD TOTALLY REWARD A STUDENT WITH HUMOUR A HIGHER MARK.
YOU KNOW WHY? WELL, SIMPLY BECAUSE I READING 30 ESSAYS/SCRIPTS/POETRY ANTHOLOGIES/ANALYSES ETC. CAN BE TIRING IM SURE AND MAYBE SOMETIMES A LITTLE BORING.
AND JUST THINKING ABOUT DOING THAT MAKES ME THINK THAT A LITTLE LAUGH ONCE IN A WHILE WOULD DO YOU SOME GOOD, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! RIGHT?
SO, I BET THROUGHOUT ALL OF THOSE POEMS ABOUT LUST, SADNESS, AND DEATH, MY POEMS ABOUT DRINKING GAMES, DRUNKEN SITUATIONS AND 24 CASES OF BEER FOR 24 DOLLARS MADE YOUR NIGHT OF MARKING JUST A TAD BETTER WITH A CHUCKLE OR TWO.
WELL...I HOPE SO ANYWAY!
HONESTLY, I DON'T THINK I NEED TO CONVINCE YOU ANY MORE THAN I ALREADY HAVE ABOUT GIVING ME THE HIGHEST MARK IMAGINABLE BECAUSE I KNOW DEEP DOWN INSIDE THAT YOU KNOW I DESERVE IT!
YOU TAUGHT ONE OF MY FAVOURITE CLASSES THROUGHOUT MY HIGH SCHOOL CAREER...
WRITER'S CRAFT.
I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT YOU, MS. SHERRI-LYNN HYDE, HAVE PASSED DOWN THE WRITER'S CRAFT ON TO ME.
AND I THANK YOU FOR THAT.
SINCERELY,
CARLY WALLWORK

WHAT CELEB WOULD I WANT TO BE?

if i had to choose one celebrity to be i would choose...
ANGELINA JOLIE
the reasons behind this choice are:
1. she has done great things for the world like adopting kids from third world countries so they can have a better life than if they grew up in their home country.
2. she married Brad Pitt and what can i say..hes a babe!
3. also she is a very good actress and has been in many great movies and has got to play cool people such as the model, Gia.
4. and lastly with all of that money i would travel the world and go whenever i want, whenever i want!

"PEACE" (20 WORD DUALOGUE)

POCAHONTAS: "Astonishing!"
INDIE: "Exceptional!"
POCAHONTAS: "Instantaneous!"
INDIE: "Ambiguous!"
POCAHONTAS: "Invisible!"
INDIE: "Invisible?"
POCAHONTAS: "Its photosynthesis!"
INDIE: "No...its broadway!"
-Pocahontas picks up a megaphone and moves her braid.
POCAHONTAS: "No! Its photosynthesis!"
INDIE: "But..."
POCAHONTAS: "Legumes...photosynthesis."
-Indie smiles mischieviously with her dimples and picked up a spoon, and threw it at Pocahontas
INDIE: "Vigorous spoon!"
POCAHONTAS: "Its the straw!"
-Indie dodges the straw and rips the buttons off his jacket.
POCAHONTAS: "Nooooo! Peace! Peace! Peace!"

SEVENTY-FIVE!

When I'm 75 I wish...
to be physically and mentally fit and healthy.
to have grandchildren i can play around with and take places.
to not have grey hair.
to have a dog to keep me company when I'm bored and to get me out on the town.
to have lots of friends.
to not have a day to day pill container that tells me which pills to take for what day.
to be very busy and not sit around like lazy old people.
to not live in a retirement or nursing home.
to host family BBQs.
to not wear my pants up to my boobs with my shirt tucked in.
to not wear velcro shoes.
to live somewhere hot so I dont have to shovel.
to be happy with my life.

24 HOURS TO LIVE!

I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE,
AND EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE!
I HAVE 24 HOURS TO LIVE...WHAT SHOULD I DO?!
ITS TIME TO LIVE THE LIFE AND GO TO MEXICO! WOO!
I WOULDVE PICKED TO GO TO HAWAII BUT IT TAKES AROUND 24 HOURS TO JUST GET THERE
SO THATS DEFINITELY NOT WORTH IT!!
CALLED THE AIRLINE AND BOOKED MY FLIGHT WHICH IS IN 2 HOURS!
IM ALL PACKED..GRABBED A BATHINGSUIT AND THATS ALL I NEED!
ONCE I ARRIVE IN MEXICO I WILL GO STRAIGHT TO THE BEACH
THEN ORDER A PINA COLADA IN A COCONUT FROM THE NEARBY WAITER!
I PLAN ON INDULGING IN THE SUN, BEAUTIFUL WATER AND TAKING FULL ADVANTAGE OF THE
ALL-INCLUSIVE BAR!
IM GOING TO HAVE THE TIME OF MY LIFE...
UNTIL I DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH THAT IS!

LONG HEALTHY LIFE

laugh
dance like nobody's watching
sing like nobody's listening
have fun
eat healthy
exercise whenever possible
friends
sleep
happiness

MY PHILOSOPHY

"Poetry is the spontaneous overflow of powerful feelings." -Wordsworth

This idealogy best suits my philosophy because when i write i like to include my feelings.