POCAHONTAS: "Astonishing!"
INDIE: "Exceptional!"
POCAHONTAS: "Instantaneous!"
INDIE: "Ambiguous!"
POCAHONTAS: "Invisible!"
INDIE: "Invisible?"
POCAHONTAS: "Its photosynthesis!"
INDIE: "No...its broadway!"
-Pocahontas picks up a megaphone and moves her braid.
POCAHONTAS: "No! Its photosynthesis!"
INDIE: "But..."
POCAHONTAS: "Legumes...photosynthesis."
-Indie smiles mischieviously with her dimples and picked up a spoon, and threw it at Pocahontas
INDIE: "Vigorous spoon!"
POCAHONTAS: "Its the straw!"
-Indie dodges the straw and rips the buttons off his jacket.
POCAHONTAS: "Nooooo! Peace! Peace! Peace!"
Friday, May 29, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
SEVENTY-FIVE!
When I'm 75 I wish...
to be physically and mentally fit and healthy.
to have grandchildren i can play around with and take places.
to not have grey hair.
to have a dog to keep me company when I'm bored and to get me out on the town.
to have lots of friends.
to not have a day to day pill container that tells me which pills to take for what day.
to be very busy and not sit around like lazy old people.
to not live in a retirement or nursing home.
to host family BBQs.
to not wear my pants up to my boobs with my shirt tucked in.
to not wear velcro shoes.
to live somewhere hot so I dont have to shovel.
to be happy with my life.
to be physically and mentally fit and healthy.
to have grandchildren i can play around with and take places.
to not have grey hair.
to have a dog to keep me company when I'm bored and to get me out on the town.
to have lots of friends.
to not have a day to day pill container that tells me which pills to take for what day.
to be very busy and not sit around like lazy old people.
to not live in a retirement or nursing home.
to host family BBQs.
to not wear my pants up to my boobs with my shirt tucked in.
to not wear velcro shoes.
to live somewhere hot so I dont have to shovel.
to be happy with my life.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
24 HOURS TO LIVE!
I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE,
AND EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE!
I HAVE 24 HOURS TO LIVE...WHAT SHOULD I DO?!
ITS TIME TO LIVE THE LIFE AND GO TO MEXICO! WOO!
I WOULDVE PICKED TO GO TO HAWAII BUT IT TAKES AROUND 24 HOURS TO JUST GET THERE
SO THATS DEFINITELY NOT WORTH IT!!
CALLED THE AIRLINE AND BOOKED MY FLIGHT WHICH IS IN 2 HOURS!
IM ALL PACKED..GRABBED A BATHINGSUIT AND THATS ALL I NEED!
ONCE I ARRIVE IN MEXICO I WILL GO STRAIGHT TO THE BEACH
THEN ORDER A PINA COLADA IN A COCONUT FROM THE NEARBY WAITER!
I PLAN ON INDULGING IN THE SUN, BEAUTIFUL WATER AND TAKING FULL ADVANTAGE OF THE
ALL-INCLUSIVE BAR!
IM GOING TO HAVE THE TIME OF MY LIFE...
UNTIL I DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH THAT IS!
AND EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE!
I HAVE 24 HOURS TO LIVE...WHAT SHOULD I DO?!
ITS TIME TO LIVE THE LIFE AND GO TO MEXICO! WOO!
I WOULDVE PICKED TO GO TO HAWAII BUT IT TAKES AROUND 24 HOURS TO JUST GET THERE
SO THATS DEFINITELY NOT WORTH IT!!
CALLED THE AIRLINE AND BOOKED MY FLIGHT WHICH IS IN 2 HOURS!
IM ALL PACKED..GRABBED A BATHINGSUIT AND THATS ALL I NEED!
ONCE I ARRIVE IN MEXICO I WILL GO STRAIGHT TO THE BEACH
THEN ORDER A PINA COLADA IN A COCONUT FROM THE NEARBY WAITER!
I PLAN ON INDULGING IN THE SUN, BEAUTIFUL WATER AND TAKING FULL ADVANTAGE OF THE
ALL-INCLUSIVE BAR!
IM GOING TO HAVE THE TIME OF MY LIFE...
UNTIL I DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH THAT IS!
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
LONG HEALTHY LIFE
laugh
dance like nobody's watching
sing like nobody's listening
have fun
eat healthy
exercise whenever possible
friends
sleep
happiness
dance like nobody's watching
sing like nobody's listening
have fun
eat healthy
exercise whenever possible
friends
sleep
happiness
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