OH HEY THERE MS. HYDE!
DID I TELL YOU TODAY THAT YOUR NEW HAIR STYLE IS JUST SIMPLY STUNNING ON YOU!?
WELL ITS COMPLETELY TRUE!
IT JUST FITS YOUR FACE SHAPE AND COMPLIMENTS YOUR EYES PERFECTLY!
ALSO, ITS VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU TO DONATE YOUR HAIR, YOU JUST MADE SOMEONE ELSES LIFE BETTER.
NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, YOU ARE STRIVING TOWARDS SUCCESS, AS WRITTEN BY EMERSON...THE QUOTE THAT IS ON YOUR HOMEPAGE.
BECAUSE HE SAYS SOMETHING OR OTHER ABOUT LEAVING THIS LIFE WITH SOMEONE HAPPIER..SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES.
AND GUESS WHAT!? YOU DID JUST THAT!
HOW LOVELY!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS LOVELY, YOUR WONDERFUL TEACHING METHODS.
I HAVE LEARNED SO MUCH FROM YOU IT'S ABSOSLUTELY POSITIVELY AMAZING!
YOU HAVE MADE MY TRUE WRITING CREATIVITY COME ALIVE AND MADE MY TRUE COLOURS SHOW.
THEREFORE, I THINK THAT I TRULY DO DESERVE THE HIGHEST MARK IMAGINABLE BECAUSE I TRIED MY BEST ON EVERY PIECE OF PAPER I HANDED IN TO YOU...EVEN THE SEVENTEEN PAGES OF MY SCRIPT!
EVEN IN THE BUSIEST OF TIMES THIS SEMESTER I MANAGED TO GET BASICALLY EVERYTHING IN ON TIME TO YOU.
AN ADDITION, I AM PRETTY SURE THAT MY POETRY ANTHOLOGY ON DRUNKENESS REALLY MADE YOU LAUGH.
THEREFORE, YOU ENJOYED IT AND I KNOW IF I WAS A TEACHER I WOULD TOTALLY REWARD A STUDENT WITH HUMOUR A HIGHER MARK.
YOU KNOW WHY? WELL, SIMPLY BECAUSE I READING 30 ESSAYS/SCRIPTS/POETRY ANTHOLOGIES/ANALYSES ETC. CAN BE TIRING IM SURE AND MAYBE SOMETIMES A LITTLE BORING.
AND JUST THINKING ABOUT DOING THAT MAKES ME THINK THAT A LITTLE LAUGH ONCE IN A WHILE WOULD DO YOU SOME GOOD, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! RIGHT?
SO, I BET THROUGHOUT ALL OF THOSE POEMS ABOUT LUST, SADNESS, AND DEATH, MY POEMS ABOUT DRINKING GAMES, DRUNKEN SITUATIONS AND 24 CASES OF BEER FOR 24 DOLLARS MADE YOUR NIGHT OF MARKING JUST A TAD BETTER WITH A CHUCKLE OR TWO.
WELL...I HOPE SO ANYWAY!
HONESTLY, I DON'T THINK I NEED TO CONVINCE YOU ANY MORE THAN I ALREADY HAVE ABOUT GIVING ME THE HIGHEST MARK IMAGINABLE BECAUSE I KNOW DEEP DOWN INSIDE THAT YOU KNOW I DESERVE IT!
YOU TAUGHT ONE OF MY FAVOURITE CLASSES THROUGHOUT MY HIGH SCHOOL CAREER...
WRITER'S CRAFT.
I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT YOU, MS. SHERRI-LYNN HYDE, HAVE PASSED DOWN THE WRITER'S CRAFT ON TO ME.
AND I THANK YOU FOR THAT.
SINCERELY,
CARLY WALLWORK
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Carly,
ReplyDeleteYou truly will EARN yourself a high mark . . . No amount of flattery holds a flame to your efforts put forth this year. Besides, have you seen the updated marks? You really are in the running for the highest mark. Nevertheless, it was the Emerson reference that put this blog over the top!
Congratulations again on your outstanding performance throughout this semester. Best of luck in at the University of Guelph!
Ms. Hyde